New Use For Comic Sans

Because I greatly rely on the use of sarcasm in my humor, I have wished for the longest time that there was a universal "sarcasm" font. I mean, think of it ALL CAPS IS LIKE YELLING, italics are like whispering, BOLD gets your point through in a William Shatner staccato way. So I ask you. Why do we NOT HAVE A sarcasm font?

Well, I have had it. I am hilariously funny, but only if you get that 80% of the time I am being sarcastic. **sarcasm** Cause I am highly intelligent that way.**again** I am tired of making this symbol ;). (Because it's like "just kidding" or "you know I'm joking". I am tired of doing the **insert sarcastic tone here** (see above) or #sarcasm (for my Tweepies).

Right here, right now I am officially dubbing Comic Sans the sarcasm font.  Because it is so well designed and makes you look like you know what you're doing. It's fancy. See? Darling of the design world and champion of the common man. Why even pay a professional to design your ads? Open up Word, slap this font on any flyer, advertisement, brochure or whatever you need and it will automatically look SO professionally designed. (In case you don't get it? I'M BEING SARCASTIC!!!)


Comic Sans. It's only for sarcasm now. Deal with it.
Seriously people, don't ever use it.

AAAANNNNND....the kickoff is Goooood!...

People always tell me I should write a book. I may not have an overly interesting life to some, but weird things always happen to me, and I have resolved myself to view these things as humorous rather than offensive, hurtful, or just icky. I am a 40-something just trying to get my crap together. Better late than never.

So, here I am, about 10 years late to the blogging scene. But better late than never, I guess, is the theme of my life. I have to say that really, in the grand scheme of things, I do not think my life is especially interesting or glamorous. But don't click away just yet!!! You never know what might happen next!